A spousal interaction:

MB: *tugs VBG's ponytail*

VBG: Please stop pulling my hair.

MB: *tug*

VBG: Stop pulling my hair!

MB: *tug tug tug*

VBG: Dude. Stop it, or I'll punch you.

MB: *tug tug tug tug*

VBG: I mean it.

MB: *tug tug tug tug tug*

VBG: *punches MB in the shoulder*

MB: OUCH!

VBG: I warned you to stop pulling my hair, didn't I?

MB: But I like you.

VBG: Honey, you're twenty-five. You can just tell me I'm pretty.

MB: Oh.



This cannot be normal.

Normal may be highly overrated.