Sometimes, I truly love working retail...
...because I get to have conversations like this:
VBG: *answers phone* Hello, this is The Record Store, how can I help you?
Guy: Uh...I don't know if you can help me. *silence*
VBG: What do you need?
Guy: I'm wondering if you can help me find this song I heard. It's a guy, and he plays, like, a guitar through the whole song. Like an instrument? Instrumental? But you can understand every word.
VBG: *waits for elaboration*
Guy: *offers nothing else*
VBG: Do you know anything else about it?
Guy: No...do you have any idea what song it is?
VBG: Um, no.
Guy: So there's no way you could find out what it is?
VBG: It sounds like it could be pretty much anything.
Guy: Do you have any idea how I could find out?
VBG: *Does NOT say, "Start at the very beginning of the entire guitar-playing-and-singing tradition and work your way up."*