You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm...
"It is a Billrog...a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN..."
It is also what happens when you take two huge nerds watching Lord of the Rings and add a monstrous dose of NaNoWriMo procrastination
*MB would like to make it known that the "Shadow & Fluff" title was his idea, and I stole it. He comes up with most of the good ideas. I have permission to use his creation, as long as I properly cite my source.