This is why I love him *
We're watching season two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (love!). Buffy wrestles a gun from a screaming, vengeful boyfriend. The gun clatters to the floor, Buffy kicks the boyfriend's ass for a bit, and a janitor runs up to comfort the saved girlfriend.
Then, in the aftermath, the characters look to the floor and find that the gun has vanished.
Me: "Ooh! I know who the gun is! I know who the gun is!"
Reading: The World Without Us by Alan Weisman
* Well, among other reasons