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Sunday, February 22, 2009
I'm in ur chats, talkin dirtyvbg: May Day is a good holiday, too in a semi-related note, good Lord ancient myths are ALL ABOUT TEH SEX Tam: or death sexxing and dying vbg: I'm trying to find egyptian myths about the stars, and everyone's a pervert Tam: BWAAAAAAAAAAH vbg: something about Seth wanted to have sex with Horus so Isis said, go ahead, but steal his sperm and so Horus "pretended" to have sex with Seth and caught the semen in his hand Tam: yup vbg: and then Isis cut off Horus's hand threw it in the river made a new hand jerked off HER SON Tam: always puts me off the name Seth vbg: took HIS semen Tam: as you do vbg: and put it on Seth's lettuce and then he ate the lettuce (not a euphemism) and got pregnant and then birthed the sun disk out of his head to which I say, "Please pass whatever you were smoking, ancient Egyptians" there is something sort of hilarious about the fact that she put the illicit sperm on the dude's LETTUCE PATCH, though Im in ur lettis patch, plantin stolen seed Tam: I feel I should warn you that I have just called my husband in here so he could read your entire conversation vbg: ROFL he'll be traumatized stay away from the lettuce, Mr. Tam! Tam: everything from 'I'm trying to find Egyptian myths about the stars' down to 'stolen seed' needs to be a blog entry just copy and paste vbg: Just so.
posted by velocibadgergirl @ 6:13 PM
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3 Comments:
We started seeds yesterday. Now I am super extra glad we didn't plant any lettuce.
This is why I don't chat. I couldn't possibly live up to this level of funny. Though there was this one instance of Facbook status comments that was 26 long between three of us and covered gangstas, body removal, Jane Eyre and voodoo dolls, so I suppose it's still a possibility.
And now I'm rethinking my salad for dinner plans.
Good stuff! Especially before 7 am. LOL!!! I think I'll pass on salad for lunch as well.
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