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Name: velocibadgergirl

I'm an unrepentant science nerd. I talk too much, read voraciously, and have mostly given up swearing. I have degrees in geology and creative writing, but my job doesn't have too much to do with either. I'm married to MB, the greatest guy on the whole entire planet. We're doing our best to raise a good dog (adopted April 2008) and a happy kid (born January 2010). It's not always easy, but together we're finding our way.

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Geologist, defined
→ it's as if they know me

Pandora
→ the best music site ever
playlist.com
→ source of nifty song-playing widgets

Postsecret
→ (updated Sundays)
Found Magazine

Animal Tracks
→ (weekly animal pic slideshows)
Month in Space
→ (monthly space slideshows)

Peep Research
Peep Research 2
Peep Surgery
→ (my favorite)
An Empirical Study of Foil Hats
→ (no, really)
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
→ (practical mind control protection for paranoids)

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Marginalia
— © Billy Collins

Sometimes the notes are ferocious,

skirmishes against the author

raging along the borders of every page

in tiny black script.

If I could just get my hands on you,

Kierkegaard, or Conor Cruise O'Brien,

they seem to say,

I would bolt the door and beat some logic into your head.

Other comments are more offhand, dismissive —

"Nonsense." "Please!" "HA!!" —

that kind of thing.

I remember once looking up from my reading,

my thumb as a bookmark,

trying to imagine what the person must look like

who wrote "Don't be a ninny"

alongside a paragraph in The Life of Emily Dickinson.

Students are more modest

needing to leave only their splayed footprints

along the shore of the page.

One scrawls "Metaphor" next to a stanza of Eliot's.

Another notes the presence of "Irony"

fifty times outside the paragraphs of A Modest Proposal.

Or they are fans who cheer from the empty bleachers,

Hands cupped around their mouths.

"Absolutely," they shout

to Duns Scotus and James Baldwin.

"Yes." "Bull's-eye." "My man!"

Check marks, asterisks, and exclamation points

rain down along the sidelines.

And if you have managed to graduate from college

without ever having written "Man vs. Nature"

in a margin, perhaps now

is the time to take one step forward.

We have all seized the white perimeter as our own

and reached for a pen if only to show

we did not just laze in an armchair turning pages;

we pressed a thought into the wayside,

planted an impression along the verge.

Even Irish monks in their cold scriptoria

jotted along the borders of the Gospels

brief asides about the pains of copying,

a bird singing near their window,

or the sunlight that illuminated their page —

anonymous men catching a ride into the future

on a vessel more lasting than themselves.

And you have not read Joshua Reynolds,

they say, until you have read him

enwreathed with Blake's furious scribbling.

Yet the one I think of most often,

the one that dangles from me like a locket,

was written in the copy of Catcher in the Rye

I borrowed from the local library

one slow, hot summer.

I was just beginning high school then,

reading books on a davenport in my parents' living room,

and I cannot tell you

how vastly my loneliness was deepened,

how poignant and amplified the world before me seemed

when I found on one page

A few greasy looking smears

and next to them, written in soft pencil —

by a beautiful girl, I could tell,

whom I would never meet —

"Pardon the egg salad stains, but I'm in love."

6 Comments:

At 10:06 AM, EvilDucky77 said...: that looks delish!
At 4:01 PM, GeekGirl said...: True story: I used to be a vegetarian, and I LOVED fake bacon, and I still prefer it over the real stuff. It's so yummy!
At 4:55 PM, velocibadgergirl said...: GeekGirl, even my dog and cat are fooled by the fake bacon. I figure if it's good enough for obligate carnivores, it's good enough for me! ;)
At 3:14 AM, Anonymous said...: See, if you were REALLY committed, you'd be raising pigs in your garden too.
At 11:01 AM, velocibadgergirl said...: Except I don't eat pigs, so that would be a lot of work for nothing!
At 11:32 PM, A Free Man said...: Beautiful lettuce!

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	Sunday, June 21, 2009 Dinner from the garden lettuce (obviously) snap peas added store-bought cucumber (mine's still just leaves), cheese, hard-boiled eggs, croutons, and fake bacon (fakon?) posted by velocibadgergirl @ 9:26 PM 6 comments 6 Comments: At 10:06 AM, EvilDucky77 said... that looks delish! At 4:01 PM, GeekGirl said... True story: I used to be a vegetarian, and I LOVED fake bacon, and I still prefer it over the real stuff. It's so yummy! At 4:55 PM, velocibadgergirl said... GeekGirl, even my dog and cat are fooled by the fake bacon. I figure if it's good enough for obligate carnivores, it's good enough for me! ;) At 3:14 AM, Anonymous said... See, if you were REALLY committed, you'd be raising pigs in your garden too. At 11:01 AM, velocibadgergirl said... Except I don't eat pigs, so that would be a lot of work for nothing! At 11:32 PM, A Free Man said... Beautiful lettuce! Post a Comment Newer Posts \| Home \| Older Posts	About Me Name: velocibadgergirl I'm an unrepentant science nerd. I talk too much, read voraciously, and have mostly given up swearing. I have degrees in geology and creative writing, but my job doesn't have too much to do with either. I'm married to MB, the greatest guy on the whole entire planet. We're doing our best to raise a good dog (adopted April 2008) and a happy kid (born January 2010). It's not always easy, but together we're finding our way. View my complete profile 100 Things velocibadgergirl (at) gmail dot com show hide Meta badgerbooks garden blog review blog Year of Decluttering Flickr Tumblr Twitter show hide Categorically Defined .303 bookworm 42 adventures the brachiopod family friends geekitude Internet! 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If I could just get my hands on you, Kierkegaard, or Conor Cruise O'Brien, they seem to say, I would bolt the door and beat some logic into your head. Other comments are more offhand, dismissive — "Nonsense." "Please!" "HA!!" — that kind of thing. I remember once looking up from my reading, my thumb as a bookmark, trying to imagine what the person must look like who wrote "Don't be a ninny" alongside a paragraph in The Life of Emily Dickinson. Students are more modest needing to leave only their splayed footprints along the shore of the page. One scrawls "Metaphor" next to a stanza of Eliot's. Another notes the presence of "Irony" fifty times outside the paragraphs of A Modest Proposal. Or they are fans who cheer from the empty bleachers, Hands cupped around their mouths. "Absolutely," they shout to Duns Scotus and James Baldwin. "Yes." "Bull's-eye." "My man!" Check marks, asterisks, and exclamation points rain down along the sidelines. And if you have managed to graduate from college without ever having written "Man vs. Nature" in a margin, perhaps now is the time to take one step forward. We have all seized the white perimeter as our own and reached for a pen if only to show we did not just laze in an armchair turning pages; we pressed a thought into the wayside, planted an impression along the verge. Even Irish monks in their cold scriptoria jotted along the borders of the Gospels brief asides about the pains of copying, a bird singing near their window, or the sunlight that illuminated their page — anonymous men catching a ride into the future on a vessel more lasting than themselves. And you have not read Joshua Reynolds, they say, until you have read him enwreathed with Blake's furious scribbling. Yet the one I think of most often, the one that dangles from me like a locket, was written in the copy of Catcher in the Rye I borrowed from the local library one slow, hot summer. I was just beginning high school then, reading books on a davenport in my parents' living room, and I cannot tell you how vastly my loneliness was deepened, how poignant and amplified the world before me seemed when I found on one page A few greasy looking smears and next to them, written in soft pencil — by a beautiful girl, I could tell, whom I would never meet — "Pardon the egg salad stains, but I'm in love."
	I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Dinner from the garden

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— © Billy Collins