Up next:  rivers of blood

Most of the semi-ancient guards in the building where I work will automatically turn on the television in the break room as soon as they come in to eat lunch. Today, because of the digital conversion, when the TV was turned on, it was showing a Spanish-language infomercial about digital converter boxes. The guard didn't really notice, so when another staff member came in, he tried flipping through the channels. Inexplicably, we had one channel left. It was the CW, home of The Tyra Banks Show.






Yes, our non-converted TV is apparently still beaming in Tyra. It's safe to assume this is a pretty definite first sign of impending Apocalypse, right?