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Monday, August 02, 2010
Things my child has recently attempted to eatmy flipflop the pediatrician's stethoscope the crinkly paper on the pediatrician's exam table the floor his toes my toes my his bead maze the camera the edge of a restaurant table the frame of his jumparoo the base of his Exersaucer his collection of vintage Little People and their vehicles blankies in various states of cleanliness the sheets on the bed my laptop cord the leg of our end table the base of his outgrown bassinet, which is actually my bassinet from 1981 And yet, the other day when I gave him a Cheerio, he sat there with it stuck to his lip, his face crumpled in an expression of utter disgust. I truly wish I had a photograph, because it was remarkable how offended he was by this horrifying attempt to get him to eat something that was clearly both awful and potentially poisonous. He had a relatively eventful weekend, with MB's mom coming up for a visit. She played with him for what probably added up to several hours, and he accompanied us to breakfast at Denny's on Sunday, a trip to Target, and a walk to the local donut shop this morning. He showed off his semi-crawling and his mad oatmeal-eating skills, and she attended bathtime. Other than during naptime, I don't think he spent a moment alone the entire weekend. It was nice for me, too, because I got to go to the bibliophile's birthday party on Saturday night and leave Nico home with MB and his mom. I stayed out until ELEVEN! Talking to ADULTS! She left this morning, and Nico and I spent the day hanging out. Sometime during the afternoon, evilducky sent me a link to this maternity shirt and I started absentmindedly humming the hook to U Can't Touch This. Apparently, my baby finds cheesy early-90s rap hilarious. Then again, who doesn't? (Related: The dimple! I die!) Labels: the brachiopod
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His deep little baby chuckle KILLS ME. And what awesome taste in music he has!
Maybe he thinks you are humming Superfreak by Rick James? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
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