Things I learned this weekend
by velocibadgergirl, age 30
Wearing cute shoes is a good way to feel sassy.
Riding in a limo is fun even when you aren't drinking.
Drag shows are hella awesome.
Drag queens are so fabulous I can't stand it. Most can dance circles around me, and will be wearing amazing fuck-me boots while doing it.
When I dance to rap music, the resulting photos include slight but still-shameful Inadvertent Duck Face.
My friends are the raddest, most fun chicks a girl could hope to know. Love you guys!