Things I learned this weekend
by velocibadgergirl, age 30
Wearing cute shoes is a good way to feel sassy.
Riding in a limo is fun even when you aren't drinking.
Drag shows are hella awesome.
Drag queens are so fabulous I can't stand it. Most can dance circles around me, and will be wearing amazing fuck-me boots while doing it.
When I dance to rap music, the resulting photos include slight but still-shameful Inadvertent Duck Face.
My friends are the raddest, most fun chicks a girl could hope to know. Love you guys!
:D
ReplyDeletehappy belated! you know you have good friends when they have incriminating evidence but choose not to use it against you.
ReplyDeletedoes it make you think "i wanna be a drag queen when i grow up, if only i wad the right equipment," or is that just me?
ReplyDelete