Our hill to die on
MB: Did you see that email I sent you about the Oxford comma?
vbg: No, I haven't opened it yet.
MB: I need to state for the record that I am in favor of the Oxford comma.
vbg: Good. Then I don't have to disown you.
MB: Just to clarify, I'm talking about the comma that directly precedes "and."
vbg: Yes, the comma that is required to be there.
MB: See? We're meant for each other.