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MB: I figured out how they make skim milk.
VBG: Yeah?
MB: They put regular milk into a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats and let it sit. Then they remove all the good sugary stuff, and you get what's left.
VBG: You'll get used to it. Think how many tons of 2% milk I drank, and I got used to it.
MB: Hmm.
VBG: Actually, I wonder how many tons of milk I've had. Can we calculate? Because I drink what...about 10 gallons a month?
MB: Yep.
VBG: So that's 120 gallons a year times let's say 20 years, since I probably didn't drink that much when I was little. What is that?
MB: 2400.
VBG: Holy crap! And how much does a gallon of water weigh? Eight pounds?
MB: I think so. Wait...yeah.
VBG: Okay...2400 times 8 divided by 2000. HOLY CRAP. 9.6 tons! I drank almost ten tons of milk!
I should probably focus on learning to like milk sometime soon to avoid shrinking to the size of a 10 year old when I'm sixty.
ReplyDeleteSkim milk has a density of about 8.64 pounds per gallon, increasing your consumption to over 10 tons. Props to you!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeletePersonally I cannot stand skim milk, it's like chalk water.
For me I went from 2% to 100% Fat Free Organic milk..tastes just like 2%