nobody gets me

me (texting from the grocery):  They have slutty olive oil. Want to try it? For the cast iron skillet.

MB:  I've never heard of it.

me:  I just mean it's not extra-virgin.

MB:  Ah.

me:  You're killing me, Smalls.

(Someone at work the next day totally did not get the You're killing me, Smalls reference. Also killing me.)