So, you know those lists people have?

The ones where they pick the five celebrities they could shag without their spouse getting mad, knowing full well they'll never meet them so it would never be an issue?

I totally don't have one of those lists.

But if I did, this guy would so be on it:



Because, ya'll?


Holy shit.


Of course, I'm only kidding. MB is the only one for me, and he also rocks the scruffy hair and tall dark skinny angle. But hey...I had a very friendly dream about Heath Ledger once, so maybe there's hope ;)



Speaking of MB...

Here's a story about how he got his hopes dashed in a somewhat hilarious manner. I received my Secret Santa gift last week, and it turns out that my Santa Sender was one of the two fabulous Canadian girls on my internet board. Since I love chocolate, I often receive chocolate as part of gifts. MB does not like chocolate. The other day, I was sitting in the living room watching TV, and MB was at the computer desk. Suddenly he said, "Heeeey..." and I heard a rattle. My Secret Santa had sent me two boxes of Smarties, and MB had discovered them. "Finally, something I can share!" MB exclaimed with joy. Unfortunately for him, there was a problem.


U.S. Smarties:



Canadian Smarties:



I warned MB that in Canada, Smarties are pretty much just like M&Ms. There was a very dejected "oh" and the clatter of the Smarties box being hastily tossed aside. Poor MB...once again foiled by his snackfood nemesis.

I think it's interesting that in the U.S. we make a big deal about the green ones, but on the side of my Canadian Smarties box, it asks, "Do you eat the red ones last?"
(Perhaps the red question is answered here.)


Also, this is really cute: