pardoned pencil protector surfaces: bi-monthly Googleage report (plus fun with links)

Searchers love Luci Swindoll, Kat Von D, Billy Collins.

luci swindoll awkward moment

luci swindoll masculine

luci swindoll flashlights for the world

kat von d's boobs (x 2)

pictures of kat vond boobs

marginalia, billy collins, poetic elements

meaning of marginalia by billy collins

"oh my god", billy collins -- This last one is the BEST EVER, because it led me to this:  Haiku is a very novel form of expression that, although quite old, can be still be used easily (perhaps too easily) by just about anyone. In fact, my favorite haiku of all time comes from a student of Billy Collins, the current Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress (yeesh, what a title). Mr. Collins was listening idly to a conversation between a couple of girls from his English class when he heard the following:

I told her and she
Was like, "oh, my god," and I
Was like, "oh, my god."



Searchers should seek counseling.

blogger search: knickers (#3)

blogger search: picture boob

testicle egg

testicle in egg holder

hypnotize diapered women

girls wearing noseclips

sex widow

sex pics

sex with my sister (Blogger search. What the everloving hell, people??)



Searchers cook, watch TV, are literary.

cow sprinkles

dinosaur sprinkles

egg salad mold (go here for a horrifying and amusing gallery of 60s-era Jello-mold recipes)

hillside salad commercial

monique poured water on whos bed *

faceplate caridee

songs mtv yoga

robin mckinley sunshine excerpt *

age of accountability catcher in the rye

Catcher in the Rye and egg salad

haiku about Saturn the planet



Searchers are scientifically minded, want gadgets.

BOAT BUDDY STREAM MACHINE FILLER

gps aluminum foil deflector hat

salad machines

broadhead skinks seattle area

the great global warming swindoll youtube (a tip, dude...it's spelled "swindle")

what causes woodlouse and what gets rid of them

pseudotrachea



Searchers are random.

egg adoption for myspace

"c's wedding" david

pictures of rain bi

latex vulture *

busting jeans

gymnastics pantyhose

noahtian (only 1 other hit...guess it's not a word after all)



Bonus fun with links

The other day, basscomm, reliable provider of amusing links, directed me toward this absolute gem:



At first mystified, then intrigued, I went through the compubeaver gallery (it's a computer, inside a beaver) and then clicked back to the creator's homepage. Turns out she's an installation artist based in L.A., and she's made some wickedly cool stuff:

Hamster Dress
Materials:  Hamster habitrail, vinyl, hamsters (!!)

Spork Skirt
Somebody tell Bucky T!

Bluegrass Skirt


Reading: Trickster's Choice by Tamora Pierce

Playing: We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse, Back to Black by Amy Winehouse (sound warning on both!)