Validation!

This blog is the #1 google hit for "bad ass egg salad."

(#2 is this.)


Anonymous google searcher, you complete me.

asserific without pity:  Googleage returns

To celebrate the return of Googleage reports, this installment will feature only search terms for which I am the #1 hit.

"bird defecating on one's head"
This is supposed to be good luck. Uh...no, thanks.


"spork skirt"
Righteous. The fabulous Radioactive Jam is #2!


Juno Soundtrack-Listen
Tire Swing



Tree Hugger




"dogs I just like cats more"
I used to say that I didn't dislike dogs, I just liked cats more. And then? Well...


Incidentally, the #2 hit was an article on afterellen.com called "Lesbians and cats."


moldy egg salad images



how the eff do i get notes get on my blackberry?
Bwaha! Sorry, no idea.


crappy glasses
Every time I go to the optometrist, I fear that I'll answer one of the neverending series of "which looks better, one or two?" questions wrong and end up wearing bad glasses for a year. I also have trouble finding frames to fit my dainty face. Luckily, the ones I got last time are fab, and allow me to see pretty well to boot.


billy collins dog hates you
I've never found any lines to match this one, but I know of two Collins poems that involve dogs. One is sweetly funny and the other tells the truth and has always made me feel like crying, though I'm not sure it should.

Dharma
The way the dog trots out the front door
every morning
without a hat or an umbrella,
without any money
or the keys to her doghouse
never fails to fill the saucer of my heart
with milky admiration.

Who provides a finer example
of a life without encumbrance—
Thoreau in his curtainless hut
with a single plate, a single spoon?
Gandhi with his staff and his holy diapers?

Off she goes into the material world
with nothing but her brown coat
and her modest blue collar,
following only her wet nose,
the twin portals of her steady breathing,
followed only by the plume of her tail.

If only she did not shove the cat aside
every morning
and eat all his food
what a model of self-containment she
would be,
what a paragon of earthly detachment.
If only she were not so eager
for a rub behind the ears,
so acrobatic in her welcomes,
if only I were not her god.

To a Stranger Born in Some Distant Country Hundreds of Years from Now
Nobody here likes a wet dog.
No one wants anything to do with a dog
that is wet from being out in the rain
or retrieving a stick from a lake.
Look how she wanders around the crowded pub tonight
going from one person to another
hoping for a pat on the head, a rub behind the ears,
something that could be given with one hand
without even wrinkling the conversation.

But everyone pushes her away,
some with a knee, others with the sole of a boot.
Even the children, who don't realize she is wet
until they go to pet her,
push her away,
then wipe their hands on their clothes.
And whenever she heads toward me,
I show her my palm, and she turns aside.

O stranger of the future!
O inconceivable being!
whatever the shape of your house,
however you scoot from place to place,
no matter how strange and colorless the clothes you
may wear,
I bet nobody there likes a wet dog either.
I bet everybody in your pub,
even the children, pushes her away.


Cat pictures 133t
Kitters is many things, but I don't think 133t is one of them.


damn it feels good to be a gansta kitty with hat



if you want to kill a swarm of locusts, nunchucks



Duns Scotus Flaming Ring
I was planning to link to a book about Penetrating Wagner's "Ring," because the customer reviews were sidesplitting. Alas, it seems Amazon UK caught on to the rampant and hilarious sexual innuendo and deleted all the reviews. Bollocks to you, Amazon UK.


YOUTUBE SPEARGRASS SISTERS MUSIC
No clue, but it led me to this cool, creepy Keats quote:  "Let spear-grass and the spiteful thistle wage War on his temples."


nanny ogg's blog deer baby
SQUEE!

dimetrodon commune:  a Googleage report

100 things to do in lifetime



catcher in the rye "you're a real pain in the ass" (only hit)

I'm sure there are people in my life who would agree that I'm a pain in the ass, though they might be a little more tactful about telling me. And I was once told that with my "anarchist leanings" I probably shouldn't read Catcher in the Rye or I'd overthrow the government. I took it as a compliment.


movies in the 90's that had a pomeranian dog in it

I don't know anything about famous movie Pomeranians, or even why a search involving Pomeranians landed on this blog, but I'm going to use this as a chance to show off some cute:


This is Jacob Lee, cutest and calmest Pom puppy ever. MB's grandparents lost Dusty, their beloved Pomeranian mix, a few weeks before Christmas, so his uncle arranged a new puppy as a surprise Christmas gift from all of us. Jake was a big hit.


picture of egg suck projects

No idea, but this was also in the search results:



blargh

This was an image search, which is even funnier. How do you represent "blargh" graphically?


bridal "plastic diamond ring"

I'm reasonably sure mine is real. If not, it was really overpriced.


photo of brandon boyd with dog



cardwell montana

I spent 6 1/2 weeks at a geologic field school in Cardwell, Montana. Looking back, I remember it as a pretty cool experience, but I looked at my journals once and it seems I was quite stressed out during that time. I met my friend Erin there, and that's a good thing.


Why cats poop outisde of kitter box

I was #2 on this search, but unfortunately I don't have any clear answers. Especially since he pooed on the mat IN FRONT of his litter box last night instead of inside. GRRR, KITTEH.


cutest boy kitty

Despite the previous item, I can't say I disagree:




Tim Noble and Sue Webster Falling Apart
Tim Noble and Sue Webster tattoo Heart T-shirt



"free bras for girls"

Sign me up!


long nipples
Somebody searched for this on Technorati and got 20,462 results for long nipples. Be very afraid.


radio.blog.club garden state soundtrack






jon katz video bedlam farm

I don't know anything about a video, but I can recommend the Jon Katz book The Dogs of Bedlam Farm.


lithium spring water *




woodlice hide aluminum foil



Nifty Catch All Floor Protection, and Replacement Carpet 2006 chrysler 300C

Huh?


using scrubbing bubbles for hoya plants

This sounded sort of weird to me, but apparently it's sometimes recommended.


revolutionary war barbie clothes

I once spent about an hour reading a kid a book of historical fiction starring Barbie and Ken as Revolutionary War heroes. It was absurd. I've never been able to find photographic proof of its existence, until now. Presenting Barbie:  a Ride for Freedom:



is jim rowe host of ghost hunters

No, but Mike Rowe narrates some of the seasons. I know this because I am a huge dork.


monster truck cross stitch kit

I could not find any monster truck cross stitch kits, but I did find some pretty amusing stuff:



According to Boing Boing, "Joanna Lopianowski-Roberts in Texas recreated the Sistine Chapel by cross-stitch. It includes 628,296 stitches in 1,809 different color combinations and took 10 years to complete."



embrace billy collins

Embrace

You know the parlor trick.
wrap your arms around your own body
and from the back it looks like
someone is embracing you
her hands grasping your shirt
her fingernails teasing your neck
from the front it is another story
you never looked so alone
your crossed elbows and screwy grin
you could be waiting for a tailor
to fit you with a straight jacket
one that would hold you really tight.

(copyright Billy Collins, found here)

unmake pandoras battery:  a NaBloPoMo Googleage report

egg salad turns green and egg salad turning gray
I'm slightly alarmed that people need Google to tell them that this is a bad, bad sign.


egg salad a half a year old
Whatever you do, do not open that bowl.


"am barefoot" flickr
Like this?


what are egg salad feet?
Some kind of weird combination of the previously cited search queries, or an unfortunate skin condition? I'm not sure I want to know.


WHY DOES EGG SALAD SMELL?
Possibly because you've left it in the fridge for 6 months? Or because feet are involved somehow?


"living with an engineer"
Be strong, my sister. Be strong. It's 100% worth it, though the road can, at times, seem very long.


pictures of pretty looking cartilage piercings
I found lots of ordinary cartilage piercings, and quite a few slightly freaky ones. Also, who knew there were so many ways to decorate an ear?




jamie fraser outlander
He made it onto my literary makeout candidate list, and now he's a YouTube star:


I was going to say something sarcastic about this, but I get the feeling the people who created it are just so earnest about the whole thing.


youtube rolling vbg
Unlike Jamie, I am not a YouTube star. Sorry to disappoint.


"glad i don't have testicles"
Ah, an old standby! Welcome back, testicle-hating Googlers!


designing on a dime coffee table with river rock inset
I couldn't find a photo of this, which is a shame, because it sounds really fab.


http://www.technorati.com/blogs/loudmouth
I can't deny it, so I might as well own it.


"mr kitters"
Ask and you shall receive:



my cat ate half a prozac
So did mine, but I guess it's a little different since his name is on the bottle.


chaucer twat
This actually led to the book blog, but since I was #1 on the list, I had to include it.

Here are two quotes from The Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson:

"It is often noted that Chaucer's spelling was widely inconsistent: Cunt, if you will forgive an excursion into crudity (as we so often must when dealing with Chaucer), is spelled in at least five ways, ranging from kent to quainte. So it isn't possible to say whether the inconsistency lies with Chaucer or his copyists or both."


"Rather more alarmingly, the poet Robert Browning caused considerable consternation by including the word twat in one of his poems, thinking it an innocent term. The work was Pippa Passes, written in 1841 and now remembered for the line "God's in His heaven, all's right with the world." But it also contains this disconcerting passage:

Then owls and bats,
Cowls and twats,
Monks and nuns in a cloister's moods,
Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry!

Browning had apparently somewhere come across the word twat--which meant precisely the same then as it does now--but pronounced it with a flat a and somehow took it to mean a piece of headgear for nuns. The verse became a source of twittering amusement for generations of schoolboys and a perennial embarrassment to their elders, but the word was never altered and Browning was allowed to live out his life in wholesome ignorance because no one could think of a suitably delicate way of explaining his mistake to him."


wicca too femmy
And Satanism's too butch. What's a brooding pagan to do? (another badgerbooks hit)


Does God say women must look frumpy
I don't have a direct line or anything, but I'm thinking the answer is no.


i live in new jersey and have cave crickets what do they eat
I can't prove it, but I suspect they're after your soul. (Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate)


angelina jolie and mind control
I don't even know what to say about this. It's just so perfect, all by itself.


we kickin doors we robbin stores creep in 64's
How am I possibly the #1 hit for this?


ugly christmas cat sweater
I am so happy that I can use this as an excuse to link to Crazy Aunt Purl's cat sweater contest gallery. This makes me give thanks that the internet was invented, so that these sweaters can be preserved for posterity.

dog eats my hibiscus plant:  the monthly Googleage report

Either sitemeter has stopped logging most of the ridiculous Google hits, or I haven't been writing about boobs and sex toys often enough. Either way, it looks like this report is going to be scaled back to a monthly event again. Onward!

mpmonster
I have an mpMonster, also known as my Sansa mp3 player. I LOVE it. Disturbing amounts of love for the mp3 player, for sure. And hey...I happen to know that I'm not the only person in the world to name her mp3 player, so stop giggling!


morse code cheer bleachers
I'm imagining fans stomping out Morse code messages on the bleachers instead of yelling. It would be pretty cool, but ultimately I think it would be way too much work to stomp out all the letters to spell, "Come on, defense!" or "Hold onto the ball, you pansies!"


I'm trying to pass the potatoes
My most favorite Far Side cartoon ever!



new jersey camel crickets
HATE!


handwritten letter and photo gambia
I got one, back in 2001.


piercings
As previously discussed, I have several (eight, to be precise). I am recently aggrieved because I lost my favorite earring of all time, the pewter-colored star-shaped stud that I wore in my cartilage piercing. I have no memory of taking it out, and it's not in my jewelry cup or anywhere around it, so I can only presume that the earring worked its way free of its back and was lost, after nearly ten years of faithful service.

I am mournfully seeking a replacement, so if anyone can point me in the direction of a pair of silver piercer-sized (i.e. 3-4 mm in diameter...I've only been able to find 9 mm ones online, which would definitely not fit in a cartilage piercing) star-shaped stud earrings, I will be forever grateful. Sharp points preferred over rounded.


Ghost "West Baden Springs Hotel"
I don't know anything about a ghost at West Baden Springs, but I do love watching Ghost Hunters on the SciFi channel. So that's something.


The Watcher in the Woods
Have you guys seen this movie? CREEPY. I must've seen it around the same time that I first watched the also-creepy Something Wicked This Way Comes, because they're inextricably linked in my memory.


happy trail hot guy
We always called that little line of hair from the navel down on a guy a "treasure trail," but I suppose it's all the same, really.



Cat pictures 133t
It seems being l33t is one skill Mr. Kitters lacks.


WHERE CAN I GET A YONI EGG
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU NEED TO STOP SHOUTING.


dodge durango, penis
Actually, I called the Dodge Magnum a Big American Penis, but all the credit goes to the Untamed Shrew, who made up the name when a rental car company gave her one to drive in Vancouver. I just thought the Dodge Durango was ugly.


"peace lantern" taiko



sequoia ring "fairy ring" blog



egg salad blog
Hey, that's me! Well, sort of.


bursting pee
Yikes.


cat sweatshirt people mimi smartypants
Hee!


cat ass tapeworm pictures
Dude...why?


spawn clothes
I have found some really cute spawn clothes, let me tell you.







And finally, two searches that deserve a spot in the weird Google search hall of fame:

egg salad dangers
Which led to this:

In her memoir, food writer Gael Greene writes of a brief and casual romantic encounter with Elvis Presley. At its conclusion, he gestured toward the phone and asked "Would you mind calling room service and ordering me a fried egg sandwich?" Greene says "The fried egg sandwich—that part I remember. I can't remember how big It was, how long the sex lasted, or who was on top (probably me). But I have never forgotten the fried egg sandwich. Yes, the totemic fried egg sandwich. At that moment, it might have been clear I was born to be a restaurant critic."


movie about woman being impregnated with sperm from ice age man
Holy monkey.



Edited to add:  I have discovered that some of my old posts are severely fubared in Firefox. I will try to fix that soon.

pygmy kayak ontario steve blog pot
(the not-quite-bimonthly-this-month Googleage report)

hard drive in an egg salad sandwich help desk

Do they have a special help desk for people who drop their hard drives into their egg salad sandwiches, or do you have to talk to the same tech support guys who handle peanut butter sandwiches in VCRs and oatmeal in CD players?


tiniest boobs ever

Boy, are you ever at the wrong blog.


diapered women

Go away.


correct usage of cedar mulch

Can't you just sort of pile it on top of the dirt around the plants?


colorblind geologist

Other than the maps, this really wouldn't be a problem.



dem bones and cones restaurant indiana

That would probably be a really kickass name for a ribs and ice cream place.


"his skintight pants"

No idea, but it led me to this somewhat hilarious blog post.


harper lee underwater swimmers

Wouldn't it be sort of fantastic if these baby swimmers things came in a To Kill a Mockingbird theme? You'd have Nemo, Little Mermaid, Pooh, Disney Princesses, and Atticus Finch.



egg salad stinks

Then don't eat it. Do people really need Google to tell them these things?


alphabet cards ichthyosaur

I've blogged about these before, because they are AWESOME.


I'm thinking very seriously about buying a set of these sometime soon, then saving them so I can lay them all out in a big poster frame and hang them up in the nursery when we have a baby.


macgyver truck

a list of problems solved by MacGyver


emo cause moms minivan is less mainstream

I guess that's as good a reason as any.


video killed the radio star onesies infant



Also, even better:



my husband tried hollow dildo strap on

I need an adult.


what is anal egg salad

I have no idea what this means, but it reminded me of this Sarah and the Goon Squad entry.


hello everybody I'm american

Well, that's true. It's not like I need to advertise, though. The accent sort of speaks for itself.


picture of egg salad face



underwater breathhold fuck

This sounds like an embarrassing ER explanation waiting to happen.


dripping sounds in wall behind fridge

It's a pretty safe bet that this is a bad sign.


pantyhose photo blogspot

Sorry. I haven't owned a pair of pantyhose since 2003, and if I have my way, I won't ever own a pair again.


sound effect +"squeaky shopping cart" free

Why would you want to find the most annoying sound on the planet, on purpose?


"blog" "work" "exchange" "name" "caridee" "next top model" "pirates"

I think your main problem here is a vast overabundance of completely unrelated search terms.


"spork skirt"

This never gets old:



hammer pant in dress parade

If life was fair, this one would've come with pictures.


carol shields ,"go for long walks

I have no idea why this led here, but I like the quote it references:  "Go for long walks, indulge in hot baths, question your assumptions, be kind to yourself, live for the moment, loosen up, scream, curse the world, count your blessings, just let go, just be."


"peed in an alley"

Why yes I did, but just once, and it was an emergency. Sorry, Stratford, Ontario...I didn't think you'd find out.


Velociraptor pitchers

This search led me to this. It's brilliant.

Usually velociraptors don't make good pitchers, because it's hard for them to get good velocity with their little arms. Most velociraptors are second basemen.

I just can't even follow this up. I'm humbled.


faux-unit clothes

Is someone actually trying to achieve Polterwang?


how to make an egg not brake when thrown off a roof

This shouldn't be too hard. As far as I know, eggs always lack a braking mechanism.


Mt Beauty shoulder dislocation

"Hippocratic Technique-foot in armpit, fraught with peril." *


velociraptor salad

This one is too wonderful to even make fun of...it's beautiful.


yoni egg classes in d.c

Thank God for Google, truly, because I could not make this shit up if I tried:

Sexual Kung Fu for Women Level 1

Belly Dancehall for Womb Healing combines Dr. Amen's great loves - bellydance & Jamaican Dancehall!


Billy collins "middle name"

"This much I do Remember" by Billy Collins

It was after dinner.
You were talking to me across the table
about something or other,
a greyhound you had seen that day
or a song you liked,

and I was looking past you
over your bare shoulder
at the three oranges lying
on the kitchen counter
next to the small electric bean grinder,
which was also orange,
and the orange and white cruets for vinegar and oil.

All of which converged
into a random still life,
so fastened together by the hasp of color,
and so fixed behind the animated
foreground of your
talking and smiling,
gesturing and pouring wine,
and the camber of you shoulders

that I could feel it being painted within me,
brushed on the wall of my skull,
while the tone of your voice
lifted and fell in its flight,
and the three oranges
remained fixed on the counter
the way that stars are said
to be fixed in the universe.

Then all of the moments of the past
began to line up behind that moment
and all of the moments to come
assembled in front of it in a long row,
giving me reason to believe
that this was a moment I had rescued
from millions that rush out of sight
into a darkness behind the eyes.

Even after I have forgotten what year it is,
my middle name,
and the meaning of money,
I will still carry in my pocket
the small coin of that moment,
minted in the kingdom
that we pace through every day.




Unrelated note:  MB and I watched Burn Notice on USA tonight, and it was quite a bit better than I expected. "Guns make you stupid. Duct tape makes you smart."

me:  "Did he just take zip ties, a gas rag, and a screwdriver?"

MB:  "He's like a dirty MacGyver."



Also, stolen from Bite the Rabbit because it's THE SHIT:  Apostrophe Abuse. And there's a Flickr group, too! *swoons*



Reading:  Lean Mean Thirteen by Janet Evanovich


Playing:  Howl by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Hello, everyone! I'm in California until May 30, but MB has kindly agreed to upload some pre-prepared posts for me while I'm away. I promise I'll read any comments you leave me when I get back, so please don't be shy!

Hope you like!   xoxo ~velocibadgergirl

metaphor egg carton full of babies:  a special edition of the bi-monthly Googleage report, with pictures and links!

old school jello mold recipes
(click here for the brilliant "Decline and Fall of Western Civilization as Seen Through the Medium of Jell-O")





images:dog pictures THAT YOU PRINT
(I love how some searchers seem to think that using the Caps Lock key will make Google try harder.)


man vs. egg
(The grudge match of the decade!)


Dave Barry licensed characters princesses
(To read Dave Barry's iconic column about using Rollerblade Barbie to set a pair of underpants on fire, click here. To read about Dave trying to duplicate the stunt for David Letterman, click here.)


why my mom rocks
(I don't know about your mom, but here's why my mom rocks.)


Im in ur fridge Starcraft





More LOL cats

the LolCat Builder


just pygmy girls sexpics
(What the holy hell is wrong with people?)


who farted in church in catcher in the rye
(The above is not as amusing as who farted in church in cats in the rye, which sounds like a bad musical adaptation.)


broadhead skink+upside
(Kitters spotted one of these in the backyard last year. It was awesomely cute.)





white dusty mold in closet
(That did happen once. It sucked.)


words of a song titled hawaiian whoopsie
(No clue.)


boob egg mold
(I was going to be sarcastic about this, but then it turned out to be real.)




Jennifer McMahon Promise Not to Tell
(It's a great book.)


jose nunez-you fucking me makes me bilingual
(If you say so.)


diagram showing the rocky mountain ecosystems




tim gunn darth vader
(I got nothing.)


UNDERWATER SWIMMERS WEARING NOSECLIPS
(Again with the Caps Lock. And again with the perverty searches.)


regina spektor vs emily dickinson
(No, wait. This is the grudge match of the decade.)


"happy poo"
(I absolutely do not understand this. If you get it, please, for the love of all that is holy, explain it to me.)

how to make biodegradable egg catcher:
bi-monthly Googleage

Searchers are (still) really bad spellers:

the great global warming swindol moving watch it

great global warming swindoll (x 5. Trust me on the spelling, kids. It's "swindle.")

THE GREAT GLOBAL WARMING SWINDOLL (because capital letters will make Google realize what you meant)



Searchers are musically inclined:

Father/Daughter Sixteenth Birthday Songs

modest mouse

led zeppelin

pterodactyl bones in violins

"god given" "sexy back" nine inch nails

secret samadhi blogspot

breaking benjamin diary of jane reference to catcher in the rye

the song for the salad commercial



Searchers plan to plagiarize, read interesting books:

duns scotus cliff notes

copy of Lovely Bones script leaked

thesis of english major-----the count of monte cristo (that be called cheating, suckah)

robin mckinley sunshine



Searchers are way too interested in a certain tattoo artist's assets:



25 Googlers want to see her boobs. Enough, people. Leave Kat alone.



Searchers scare me a little:

black sex

best girl best sex

"sex with my sister" blog

diapered women

noseclip fetish



Searchers have issues in the kitchen:

foil hat with egg salad

how to keep egg salad from turning gray

roadkill egg salad

people not in the mood for egg salad

egg salad alterations

devil egg salad (the brunch food of the Beast)



Searchers leave nonsense in their wake:

creative writing cave formation

gbn two stars

how many billion pounds of waist in dumped in ocean

new madrid county nancy pardon

gold claims shi shi beach

what takes out egg stains off of brick walls

chopped hair boy-short

patting top of helmet *

Wacky Neighbor "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

Chris Nunez is an asshole

billy collins dog hates you

Patriotism Barbie *

clip marimen

secret spells barbie set *

"cave cricket" (Gah. GAH!)

im in ur salad

egg protector commercials

egg tradition in taekwondo (x 2. In seven years of Taekwondo training, I never encountered any traditional eggs)

tupelo traffic accident december 30, 2006

WARNING:SHOOTS FLAMING BALL (#1!) *

Castle discussion gatehouse "message board"

tie dye patterns how to make and rubberband Rainbow Falling Star

embrace - billy collins

chris nunez shoes

"c's wedding"

boink

Hiroshige - New Year's Eve Foxfires at the Changing Tree

pardoned pencil protector surfaces: bi-monthly Googleage report (plus fun with links)

Searchers love Luci Swindoll, Kat Von D, Billy Collins.

luci swindoll awkward moment

luci swindoll masculine

luci swindoll flashlights for the world

kat von d's boobs (x 2)

pictures of kat vond boobs

marginalia, billy collins, poetic elements

meaning of marginalia by billy collins

"oh my god", billy collins -- This last one is the BEST EVER, because it led me to this:  Haiku is a very novel form of expression that, although quite old, can be still be used easily (perhaps too easily) by just about anyone. In fact, my favorite haiku of all time comes from a student of Billy Collins, the current Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress (yeesh, what a title). Mr. Collins was listening idly to a conversation between a couple of girls from his English class when he heard the following:

I told her and she
Was like, "oh, my god," and I
Was like, "oh, my god."



Searchers should seek counseling.

blogger search: knickers (#3)

blogger search: picture boob

testicle egg

testicle in egg holder

hypnotize diapered women

girls wearing noseclips

sex widow

sex pics

sex with my sister (Blogger search. What the everloving hell, people??)



Searchers cook, watch TV, are literary.

cow sprinkles

dinosaur sprinkles

egg salad mold (go here for a horrifying and amusing gallery of 60s-era Jello-mold recipes)

hillside salad commercial

monique poured water on whos bed *

faceplate caridee

songs mtv yoga

robin mckinley sunshine excerpt *

age of accountability catcher in the rye

Catcher in the Rye and egg salad

haiku about Saturn the planet



Searchers are scientifically minded, want gadgets.

BOAT BUDDY STREAM MACHINE FILLER

gps aluminum foil deflector hat

salad machines

broadhead skinks seattle area

the great global warming swindoll youtube (a tip, dude...it's spelled "swindle")

what causes woodlouse and what gets rid of them

pseudotrachea



Searchers are random.

egg adoption for myspace

"c's wedding" david

pictures of rain bi

latex vulture *

busting jeans

gymnastics pantyhose

noahtian (only 1 other hit...guess it's not a word after all)



Bonus fun with links

The other day, basscomm, reliable provider of amusing links, directed me toward this absolute gem:



At first mystified, then intrigued, I went through the compubeaver gallery (it's a computer, inside a beaver) and then clicked back to the creator's homepage. Turns out she's an installation artist based in L.A., and she's made some wickedly cool stuff:

Hamster Dress
Materials:  Hamster habitrail, vinyl, hamsters (!!)

Spork Skirt
Somebody tell Bucky T!

Bluegrass Skirt


Reading: Trickster's Choice by Tamora Pierce

Playing: We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse, Back to Black by Amy Winehouse (sound warning on both!)