Sunday, April 01, 2007

pictures without knickers:  bi-monthly Googleage report


Sorry, no knicker-less pictures here. Probably none of this other stuff either.

Some people got here looking for music:

music + songs + "way up north in the ice and snow"

bravo shear genius commercial song

fruity cheerios song

apple maggot quarantine area song (apparently there's a round and an 80s-style punk band -- sound warning for both)


Others were looking for videos:

badger footy video code (go here)

suck an egg into a bottle youtube

global warming swindoll youtube

videos on how to tie egg patterns

badger badger video warriors cats

egg salad by video



Some had simple inquiries:

where to buy planters cheez balls (If you find out, please let me know. I miss Cheez Balls.)

embarrassing experiences at the gynecologist

Does egg salad cause gas?

leaky ceiling apartment bathroom upstairs call landlord (is it really necessary to consult Google before doing this?)

buckeye nuts lucky

egg salad vs. potato salad



Others were more science-minded:

pseudotrachea pill bugs

ticks pseudotrachea

flip books on cave formation



While others were more interested in poetry:

embrace Billy Collins

Marginalia Billy Collins "break down"

haikus about the planet Saturn



There were a few people that I'll never trust in a kitchen again:

disgusting egg salad pictures

fake bug salad recipe

pee salad (I hope to God they meant 'pea salad')

testicle in egg holder picture



And as always, some were squarely in the realm of random:

horsefly bites pants

filler lieder salad machines (say what?)

bitches asides and best dresses

christie latina dimes

old bat

"kat von d" boobs

chuck norris brains bleacher

russell sheets

rain deflectors on porch

a creative written conversation with a trash bag and a dump truck

webcomic cowgirl boob

scary games/hypnotize

daddy is a asshole onesies (and mommy's grammar sucks)

3 comments:

  1. that's some random stuff. some i'd kind of like to see because it sounds ammusing, but other bits are scary.

    i don't know if they taste the same, but i noticed they have off brand cheese balls in the dollar stuff at buy low.

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  2. No, the off-brand cheez balls are terrible. :P

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  3. Cod this makes me laugh something fierce. You get the GREATEST ones.

    Mine seem to be very...medically minded.

    And I so so miss cheez balls. They officially are no longer made. I contacted the planters people. I figure they have to have a stash SOMEWHERE but alas I have yet to find any. I look down the aisle at Target every time and think of you with a hearty sigh.

    It's tragic. Really. :-(

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