pictures without knickers: bi-monthly Googleage report
Sorry, no knicker-less pictures here. Probably none of this other stuff either.
Some people got here looking for music:
music + songs + "way up north in the ice and snow"
bravo shear genius commercial song
fruity cheerios song
apple maggot quarantine area song (apparently there's a round and an 80s-style punk band -- sound warning for both)
Others were looking for videos:
badger footy video code (go here)
suck an egg into a bottle youtube
global warming swindoll youtube
videos on how to tie egg patterns
badger badger video warriors cats
egg salad by video
Some had simple inquiries:
where to buy planters cheez balls (If you find out, please let me know. I miss Cheez Balls.)
embarrassing experiences at the gynecologist
Does egg salad cause gas?
leaky ceiling apartment bathroom upstairs call landlord (is it really necessary to consult Google before doing this?)
buckeye nuts lucky
egg salad vs. potato salad
Others were more science-minded:
pseudotrachea pill bugs
ticks pseudotrachea
flip books on cave formation
While others were more interested in poetry:
embrace Billy Collins
Marginalia Billy Collins "break down"
haikus about the planet Saturn
There were a few people that I'll never trust in a kitchen again:
disgusting egg salad pictures
fake bug salad recipe
pee salad (I hope to God they meant 'pea salad')
testicle in egg holder picture
And as always, some were squarely in the realm of random:
horsefly bites pants
filler lieder salad machines (say what?)
bitches asides and best dresses
christie latina dimes
old bat
"kat von d" boobs
chuck norris brains bleacher
russell sheets
rain deflectors on porch
a creative written conversation with a trash bag and a dump truck
webcomic cowgirl boob
scary games/hypnotize
daddy is a asshole onesies (and mommy's grammar sucks)
that's some random stuff. some i'd kind of like to see because it sounds ammusing, but other bits are scary.
ReplyDeletei don't know if they taste the same, but i noticed they have off brand cheese balls in the dollar stuff at buy low.
No, the off-brand cheez balls are terrible. :P
ReplyDeleteCod this makes me laugh something fierce. You get the GREATEST ones.
ReplyDeleteMine seem to be very...medically minded.
And I so so miss cheez balls. They officially are no longer made. I contacted the planters people. I figure they have to have a stash SOMEWHERE but alas I have yet to find any. I look down the aisle at Target every time and think of you with a hearty sigh.
It's tragic. Really. :-(