Wednesday, May 02, 2007

how to make biodegradable egg catcher:
bi-monthly Googleage


Searchers are (still) really bad spellers:

the great global warming swindol moving watch it

great global warming swindoll (x 5. Trust me on the spelling, kids. It's "swindle.")

THE GREAT GLOBAL WARMING SWINDOLL (because capital letters will make Google realize what you meant)



Searchers are musically inclined:

Father/Daughter Sixteenth Birthday Songs

modest mouse

led zeppelin

pterodactyl bones in violins

"god given" "sexy back" nine inch nails

secret samadhi blogspot

breaking benjamin diary of jane reference to catcher in the rye

the song for the salad commercial



Searchers plan to plagiarize, read interesting books:

duns scotus cliff notes

copy of Lovely Bones script leaked

thesis of english major-----the count of monte cristo (that be called cheating, suckah)

robin mckinley sunshine



Searchers are way too interested in a certain tattoo artist's assets:



25 Googlers want to see her boobs. Enough, people. Leave Kat alone.



Searchers scare me a little:

black sex

best girl best sex

"sex with my sister" blog

diapered women

noseclip fetish



Searchers have issues in the kitchen:

foil hat with egg salad

how to keep egg salad from turning gray

roadkill egg salad

people not in the mood for egg salad

egg salad alterations

devil egg salad (the brunch food of the Beast)



Searchers leave nonsense in their wake:

creative writing cave formation

gbn two stars

how many billion pounds of waist in dumped in ocean

new madrid county nancy pardon

gold claims shi shi beach

what takes out egg stains off of brick walls

chopped hair boy-short

patting top of helmet *

Wacky Neighbor "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

Chris Nunez is an asshole

billy collins dog hates you

Patriotism Barbie *

clip marimen

secret spells barbie set *

"cave cricket" (Gah. GAH!)

im in ur salad

egg protector commercials

egg tradition in taekwondo (x 2. In seven years of Taekwondo training, I never encountered any traditional eggs)

tupelo traffic accident december 30, 2006

WARNING:SHOOTS FLAMING BALL (#1!) *

Castle discussion gatehouse "message board"

tie dye patterns how to make and rubberband Rainbow Falling Star

embrace - billy collins

chris nunez shoes

"c's wedding"

boink

Hiroshige - New Year's Eve Foxfires at the Changing Tree



1 comment:

  1. I had a Google search the other day that was:

    "Why doesn't Jason love me?"

    The same day:

    "My husband loves his daughter more than he loves me."

    I felt very sad for those women.

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