MEMEOLOGY

(stolen from the lovely Mrs. Squirrel)

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. It varies, but I'm almost always willing to eat at Wendy's, Dairy Queen, or Long John Silver.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Longhorn

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% or more

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. ice cream

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. beef and green peppers

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter and apple butter, or butter and a mix of cinnamon and sugar


TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. When MB set up my laptop, he used a photo from our fantabulous Washington State vacation as my wallpaper. The little tree in the center looks like it has dreadlocks and always makes me smile, so I never changed it.



Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. one


BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. four permanent teeth, numerous splinters, a mole

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. boxes of books (we're packing)

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No, but I have passed out after giving blood.


BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Hell, no.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. You know, I really can't think of anything.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. most shades of blue are good for me

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Not that I know of, but I did once eat a chocolate-covered cricket on purpose. It tasted like a Nestle Crunch bar, but I still wouldn't recommend it...the legs could get stuck in your teeth.

Q. Have you ever saved some one’s life?
A. no

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. MB would claim that he has. I should probably tell that story sometime.


DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Uh...no.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. I don't think so...I might take the money and change my blog name, though, if that would work.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. It's possible, though I think MB would get a vote if I was ever given the option.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Nope

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No, never.


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I have no pockets (I'm wearing pjs), but I had a to-do list in my left jeans pocket when I got home. It has nine things on it, and I've done none of them.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Negative

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: What? Who sits in a shower??

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: You mean other than the two roommates I have now (one human, one fuzzy, both sort of smelly)? I think I could, although I would need to have my own bedroom.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: three

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I guess that would be the night that a cop pulled my friend H over while she and I were driving home from seeing a band play. I think it was the summer after our senior year in high school. It was sort of creepy in that he pulled us over, checked both of our IDs, kept us there for a really long time while two other cop cars pulled up, asked us where we were headed, and then finally told us to go straight home and get the broken tail-light fixed. It was so damn weird. I later found out that one of my friends from work had also been pulled over that same night while riding around with another girl, so we theorized that two white chicks in a slightly hoopty 80s car had robbed a bank or something.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: pleased with the choices I've made


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: S, at the meeting we both attended (hi, S!)

Q: Last person who called you?
A: MB

Q: Last person you saw?
A: MB


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 13

Q: Season?
A: fall


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: my sis, who's in Ireland for the semester

Q: Mood?
A: quietly content

Q: Listening to?
A: The Matrix on TV

Q: Watching?
A: my computer screen / The Matrix on TV

Q: Worrying about?
A: moving expenses


RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the bathroom, I'm sure

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: move into the new house!

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Juno

Q: Do you smile often?
A: oh, yeah

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be.


TAGOLOGY
If you're looking at this and thinking, "I wish velocibadgergirl had tagged me," then guess what...you're tagged! Link me in the comments if you want, because I'd love to see your answers.



Reading:  Coast to Coast Ghosts by Leslie Rule

Playing:  Juno soundtrack. It's very good and very earwormy.