Thursday, March 15, 2007

Sterilite of Texas blog


Or, another installment of Google searches.

As usual, the majority of my hits were for egg salad and egg salad recipes. Of all of them, here are my favorites:

365 recipe eggs monks

egg salad songs

fake egg salad recipe

egg salad game online

I wonder if I have a moral obligation to provide some kind of intervention service for these misinformed folks. It would be kind of random and fun to assemble an egg salad recipe hall of fame. What do you think, random egg salad blog finders? Good idea? In the meantime, here's a blog written from the point of view of a schizophrenic egg salad sandwich.


kfed radio alaska (No, thanks...I prefer Chris in the Morning.)

Pterodactyl isn't a dinosaur (You're right; it's not!)

"Looking For My Leopard" Tabs (I don't have the guitar tabs, but you can go here to hear the song. It's awesome.)




menorah dildo holder (I already mentioned this, but it's too wonderful not to mention again. I'm surprised that my sex toy post hasn't resulted in any more odd fetish hits. It did reel in someone looking for animal shape salads and someone on the hunt for xoxo sextoys white label.)



On a creepier note, someone with a noseclip fetish has landed here twice:

WOMEN UNDERWATER WEARING NOSECLIPS

"nose clip" fucking breath hold



Somebody's looking for forest princess barbie, who I discovered while on the hunt for a bizarre book featuring Barbie & Ken as colonists during the American Revolution.



The egg in the bottle people are still at it, and getting weirder:

how long does it take to suck an egg in a bottle

how do you suck an egg through a bottle

an egg can go through a bottle

suck an egg into a bottle

egg in a bottle testicles




Let's give a hearty "welcome back!" to the person who's still glad to be bereft of balls:

"i don't have testicles"

"glad i don't have testicles" (x 2)



A shout-out to the truly random:

cow sprinkles (I did actually post a photo of a cookie with cow sprinkles once, so I hope that was at least somewhat helpful.)

boys tend to pee in the woods

ringtone "Hissing cat" (I bet this would drive Kitters absolutely batshit.)

"russell sheets"

mehndi da oil

how do I clean a falconer glove

kat von d's jean size

logic diagram up down counter of parking garage

bob ross flying squirrel

leopard trousers eggs




Searches for which I am the #1 hit:

"pee standing up like a boy"

a swing and a miss "enjoy the cat" (I don't really like the sound of this one.)

Klause the kickboxer (I still have no clue who he could be.)

sing over the rainboot (I suspect English may not be this Googler's first language. Same for this guy: look for a job that make salad.)

mtv lame-assness

egg salad attributes (10 Constitution, 2 Intelligence, 1 Dexterity, 9 Strength, 7 Charisma)




There's a tiebreaker for the best Google search of the month (or first half of the month, anyway):

planet summer meshy

asserific without pity (for which I was the only hit)





And now, dear internets

If any of you overseas folk recognize any of these things, I'd be forever grateful for a clue-in. I'm reassembling a scrapbook from a trip I took to London in 1999, and there are a few photos without captions:









Reading: Forever in Blue by Ann Brashares


Playing: country mix on the mpMonster

8 comments:

  1. damn. is it bad that 2 of those don't even look vaguely familiar? the 3rd i couldn't say what it was, but if asked would say that i had at least seen a picture of it before.

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  2. Rabidmonkey: It has been nearly 10 years, so don't feel too bad. Also, I showed these to a friend of mine who lives in England and she said, "We have buildings like that in London?"

    That Chick: Of course. ;)

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  3. I wanna play the egg salad online game!

    You get waaaaaaaaaay cooler google results than me. And kfed radio alaska? WOOOOO baby! Now that sounds like a good time! Sign. me. up!!!!

    btw...posted a few pics of the boychild in your pj's. he pissed out of them yesterday before an appropriate fashion show could be done but still. in all his dino glory he's there. :)

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  4. Hahahahahahaha! I don't know which category is funnier, really.

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  5. I'm glad I don't have testicles too, but that's not how I got here. Pinky swear.

    As for the pics, I know I have a pic of that last one too, but I couldn't tell you what it was. Maybe you should just call it golden sculpture thingy.

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  6. That last photo? Yeah, I know it. I've seen it. But I can't think for the life of me what it is called.

    I love Google searches. I'm doing another round tomorrow, as a weekly thing. Love it! :D

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  7. Yesterday I noticed two someones hit me with "anorexic cow" and "fart buddy." I was pretty happy, but these... wow. Mighty fine search strings you have here.

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