I learned a long time ago not to ask why
Noise from the kitchen: *thud* ... *thud* ... *thud thud thud*
vbg: What are you doing?
MB: The dog's hitting the dishwasher with his tail.
dog: *stands in kitchen doorway, tail facing out, watching MB*
vbg: Uh, no he's not. I'm looking right at him.
MB: ...
vbg: So what were you really doing?
MB: Pretending to be the dog hitting the dishwasher with his tail.
I think your husband and I would get along just fine.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's better than pretending to be the dog throwing up. Whenever I hear a thud...thud...thud sound, there seems to be vomit following it.
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